Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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