i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
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