you win again, gameday.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Randomize
