Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
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You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
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Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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