I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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