bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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