I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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