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If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
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Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
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The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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