Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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