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My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
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I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
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That was an excessively violent trivia night
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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