oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
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I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
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Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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