what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
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Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
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so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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