so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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