we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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