You're so nebulous sometimes
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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