I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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