but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
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its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
How external is "for external use only"?
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
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Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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