At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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