9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
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Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
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There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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