I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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