if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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