Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
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i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
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You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
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