tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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