Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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