Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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