Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
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We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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