I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
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You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
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Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Sorry about my life...
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Two words: nipple clamps
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