do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Moan for me like Helen Keller
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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