Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
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