butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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