just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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