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All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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