just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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