He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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