you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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