What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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