thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
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there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
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I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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