Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
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It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
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he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
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