I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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