I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
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Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
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Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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