Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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