with your own penis?
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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