Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
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Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
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Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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