now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
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