omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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