I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
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I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
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this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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