So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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