So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
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