so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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