Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
my shit smells like andre
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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