you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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