I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.