I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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