Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me