just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
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Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
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Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!