I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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