I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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