Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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