Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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